Wedgie & Gizmo vs. the Toof by Suzanne Selfors
Author:Suzanne Selfors
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2018-03-21T04:00:00+00:00
It is a list worthy of my Evil Genius Mind. I sit back and consider these options. A gamma ray would turn Thorgi and the Toof into mutants. But what kind of mutants? Would they be stupider and weaker, slipping in their own puddles of drool? Or would they be gigantic and powerful, with dog and pig breath that could knock a drone from the sky?
I decide against using a gamma ray.
A giant laser beam would sizzle Thorgi and the Toof to a crisp, no doubt about it. But this would leave a rather unpleasant mess, which might be traced back to me. For reasons I cannot fathom, humans are fond of canines and pigs. They actually seem to love them. If the humans know that I sizzled Thorgi and the Toof to a crisp, then the humans might stop serving me. I can’t have that!
I cross out giant laser beam.
Kryptonite is an interesting option. It was used to foil Superman, the most powerful of all heroes. But it only comes from Planet Krypton. I checked on the computer and apparently that planet does not yet have internet service, so I cannot place an order.
I cross out Kryptonite.
Which leaves me with my final option—a shrinking machine. Yes, that does seem to be my best choice, for if I shrank Thorgi and the Toof to the size of fleas, they could not dig a hole to bury my Drone of Destiny. They would be powerless against me. On another note, it is quite possible that they would get sucked into the vacuum machine and we would never see them again. Oh, what a glorious day that would be!
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